I Survived The Blowhole Express™

Not everyone makes it.

A day aboard the Blowhole Express means sun, saltwater, whale tails, questionable decisions, and stories you'll probably exaggerate later.

This premium tee is for the brave few who survived the voyage.

Whether you're chasing whales, chasing rum, or chasing bad ideas, this shirt lets everyone know you've earned your place aboard.

Features

🐋 Ultra-soft premium cotton blend

🍹 Designed for beach days and boat rides

☀️ Lightweight and breathable

⚓ Vintage distressed artwork

🏝️ Official Blubber Brothers merchandise

Warning

Side effects may include:

• Excessive storytelling
• Sudden urges to book another charter
• Increased whale tail spotting
• Questionable decisions involving rum
  

Remember... Size Matters.

Sizing

Product Details

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton
• Relaxed Fit
• Unisex Sizing
• Pre-Shrunk
• Printed in the USA

Color:

• Navy